Can anybody hear me?

I was just looking over my posts so far and it seems I have no comments from anyone. I'm wondering if they're being read at all! Somebody please let me know that this is reaching you and it is in the least bit interesting! I am rolling this note up and pushing it down the neck of a glass bottle. Now I'm stopping up the bottle with a cork and hurling it into the deep ocean. I'm hoping that someone will find it on some distant shore and read it. Hopefully it's in a language they can understand.